Headline news of today.
Monday, 03/08/04 - 3:11 pm.

ANOTHER CHEESE CAKE BAKED TODAY.
It is in the fridge and authorities don't know how it will turn out.
Many await in doubt.

HELTER SKELTER MAKES THE CUT.
Is being learned on guitar, giving a full meaning to the classic line at the end of the song: "I've got blisters on my fingers".
Related news: Beatles marathon lasted 37 hours, and not 48 as told by radio station. People feel tricked but not disappointed.

NEW AUTOMOBILE ARRIVES TO HOUSEHOLD.
It was agreed by the majorities after long discussion. Includes a CD player, which made the costumer associates happy.

STUDENT MISTAKES DATE.
It was believed that march 10th, the beggining of the UCA semester, was a tuesday. It is now for sure that march 10th is a wednesday, making tuesday an expected day off.

GIRL FALLS OFF BRAND-NEW ERGONOMIC CHAIR.
Indiscriminately spins in front of the computer, causing incident. A dog and a fish are taken as the only witnesses.

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